Ray Beer writes screenplays as well as satire, articles of which have been published on Points in Case, The Junction, and Little Old Lady Comedy. He attended Pennsylvania State University, where he graduated from the Schreyer Honors College with a degree in Information Sciences & Technology. Currently, he resides in Arlington, Virginia. Any scripts may be requested via the contact form below.
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THE RING TOSS STAND
After they stumble upon a secluded carnival stand, a mother and daughter pay to play for a stuffed doggie prize, but the stakes rise when the mysterious barker changes tune.
Disparate in age, style, and personality, two brothers spend the day together in the company of a quirky koi fish and jazz music.
STEVE WILKOS SHOW SKETCH
So many of America's favorite pasttimes -- trashy couples, adulterous affairs, and instigating talk show hosts -- all rolled into one in this latest episode: My Boyfriend is an Interdimensional Insectoid Space Demon AND a Cheater.
How to Photoshop Yourself Dummy Thicc with Bob Ross
Published on Points in Case !
Writer’s Group Court: Stephanie v. Al’s Piece “Midnight Stroke”
Published on The Junction (on Medium) !
How to Become Culturally Diverse and Unique With 23andMe
Published on Little Old Lady Comedy !
Please, feel free to contact me. Especially if you'd like to request a script or my services as a writer.
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